You can read the whole story here, but here are the basics.
A 15 year old boy in Fern Park, Florida stole a bus and then took it on its regular route, collecting three passengers and fares. And apparently this is not the first time that he has done this.
I say instead of charging him [...]

Next time you have a bad day at work … think of this guy:
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 On FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, [...]

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store [...]

This is interesting, sounds like political stuff (:). This equation should be taught in all math classes!
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to [...]

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM: You have 2 [...]

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any [...]

I have a Border Collie and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. (DUH!)
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, and that I was
starting The Purina Diet again. I told [...]

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of [...]

This is an article that is both funny and not funny at the same time. “Paris Syndrome” has been dubbed such because some Japanese tourists were traumatized after visiting the fabled city.
This occurs when “”Fragile travellers (can) lose their bearings. When the idea they have of the country meets the reality of [...]

Join Aaron Nicholson, Deedee O’Malley, Jorjeana Marie and a very special guest artist this Friday night at the Hub starting Oct 27th for a concert not to missed.
Aaron Nicholson – Singer/Songwriter
“”Some music has the ability to stop time, and Aaron’s music does that.”” – Deedee O’Malley
“”No cheap date!”” – Ed Asner
Deedee O’Malley – Singer/Songwriter
“”Mind-blowing power [...]