I read an article yesterday in which an 18 year old girl came home to find her boyfriend smoking crack in her bathroom. Apparently he wouldn’t stop so she beat the crap out of him with a toilet seat. The police were called and he was charged with possession and she was charged with assault.

Seems to me that he had what was coming to him. Seems to me that they should be commending her for the fact that she wasn’t going to tolerate the crack smoking punk. Maybe if the penalty for smoking crack was being brained with a toilet seat, fewer people would do it. (Okay, I really doubt that, but it SOUNDS good, doesn’t it?) I hope like hell they gave her a standing ovation when they booked her.