The two best quotes in the article: “In about 230 years of postal history, I bet it is not the first, but I’ve personally never heard of another squirrel biting,” said Steve Kochersperger, spokesman for the Erie district.

Steve Jolley, a Postal Service manager in Oil City, said, “We are not issuing a squirrel alert, but everyone is aware of the incident.”

I personally think they should have issued a “Squirrel Alert” at Red Status.