Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a
cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, “”Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?”"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He
glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called
him a “”doughnut-eating Gestapo.”" He finished the second ticket and put it
on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went
on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said “”Hillary in
08.”"

I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.